29
Aug
prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

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29
Aug

fishfingersandpasta:

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

It is night vale I wouldn’t be surprised

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#wtnv
29
Aug
awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

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29
Aug
longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

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28
Aug

keysa-does-art:

For better quality, go HERE

Aaah I don’t like the final result, but i hope you get feels anyway, that’s the point of this whole thing! So much fluff here, daddy!Soul is just asjdfjksdfhkajs <3 

Part 4 (the last one) will be up when i finish commissions. It seems like this ends like this, doesn’t it? But aren’t we forgetting something? I’ll leave it there~

Part 1 || Part 2

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#soul eater #jESUS THIS IS PRECIOUS #im sitting here grinning like a damn idiot #god its so cute
28
Aug

awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

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28
Aug

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or graceful either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painful.

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28
Aug

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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27
Aug
hama0n:

{T}: add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast non creature spells.

hama0n:

{T}: add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast non creature spells.

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27
Aug
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